(Note: This VN was made for the Worst Visual Novel Ever Challenge: the game is very bad on purpose; if you choose to play it, expect a bad experience)

ARE YOU A PERSON WHO LOVES VISUAL NOVELS????

WLELL THEN PLAY MY GAME BECAUSE IT4S GOING TO BE SO GOOD YOURE GOING TO HATE ALL THE OTHER VNS

YES I MADE IT THAT SEXY JUST FOR YOU

THIS VN HAS FEATURES NO OTHER VN BEFORE IT HAD LIKE:

  • CHARACTERS
  • WORDS WITH LETTERS
  • BACKGROUNDS
  • ISEKAI
  • AN LI
  • AROUND LIKE IDK 5 MINUTES OF CONTENT I GUESS

THIS IS THE FIRST DATING SIM EVER CREATED!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HATERS WILL SAY IT'S A TIME PARADOX BUT YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK EM I AM TIME ITSELF

AND ALSO RATE IT 5 STARS OR I WILL STEAL YOUR WIFE OR YOUR WIFI IF YOURE A SINGLE LOSER LOL LOSER

AH RIGHT

TRIGGER WARNINGS

THAT'S IMPORTANT

WELL

MENTIONS OF INCEST BECAUSE OF COURSE WE'RE IN A CHIMERIQUEMENT GAME BUT ALSO EXPECT EYE STRAIN, FLASHING LIGHTS (I unironically insist on this point though, be careful) AND LOUD NOISES

OH YES ALSO THE SOUND CREDITS ARE EITHER FROM ME OR FROM PIXABAY XOXO

StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5, Windows, macOS, Linux
Rating
Rated 4.8 out of 5 stars
(18 total ratings)
AuthorChimériquement
GenreVisual Novel
Made withRen'Py
TagsComedy, Dating Sim, Furry, Gay, masterpiece, Parody, Romance, Story Rich, swamp, Yaoi
Average sessionA few minutes

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IF YOU'RE A WINDOWS BASIC BITCH (APPARENTLY YOU CAN USE EXE FILES FOR LINUX BUT 63 MB
IF YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO APPLE AND ALWAYS SHOVE YOUR MACBOOK IN EVERYONE'S FACE 57 MB
IF YOU ONLY USE LINUX BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PROVE YOU ARE NOT LIKE THESE NORMIES G 44 MB

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(+1)

10/10 was the best game i ever played, very sexy very sad very homosexual man he is my favourite

the triumph of homosexuality and of communism

(+2)(-4)

Can y'all make an Android version?☹️😔

(+1)(-4)

Hi, I'm glad you enjoyed this masterpiece. For Android, you can play the web version on the game, it should work! If not, I can export an android build.

(+2)(-3)

This is a master peace alright.

(+2)(-4)

the transitions were so beautiful. i really loved the font. so masterful! wonderful art i cried.

(-4)

thanks but you know what's more beautiful......................

shrok

(+2)(-4)

From the moment I started up the game and saw it was version 4.4, I knew I was in for the best experience of my life. My expectations were exceeded further still by the sheer poetry, the sheer majesty, the sheer exquisiteness of the art and music and sound effects and heart-wrenching love story of these two unfortunate souls. 10/10 no notes.

(OK but for real when Shadow Ebony Darkness and Shrek Shrok do that series of weird zooms I literally could not stop crying alskdjfalsdk)

(-4)

You don't need notes when you are met with such an ethereal masterpiece. I do hope you take inspiration for your next game which will be titled Our Swampland because swamp opera is so inspiring that nothing can be created outside of it.

(It was actually inspired by this video loool I've been wanting to put a joke like that in my games for a while and this was the perfect reason...)

(+1)(-4)

This was a hilarious romp clearly made with the unhinged and passionate freedom that I've only ever seen from fanfic writers.

(+1)(-4)

I won't lie, I did have an unhinged Professor Layton fanfic loool, it was freeing to just not care about the final game! Thanks for your feedback!

(+1)(-4)

Now I want to try Renpy too! Also I didn't expect to be right lmfao~

(+4)(-4)

farts

(-4)

very subversive negation of beauty in art, your comment also is a masterpiece

(+1)(-4)

*farts* really sums up my experience 100000/10 swamps out of swamps 

(-4)

this is a game of maturity and adulthood

(+2)(-4)

What did I just play? xD

Thank you for the entertainment

(-4)

you played a BAD BITCH (thanks for trying this loool)

(+2)(-4)

how can any game where we play as ebony darkness be bad, though.......... she is Too Iconic

(+1)(-4)

the game wasn't dark enough 😔😔

(+1)(-4)

Based game, would (play?/watch?) again

(-4)

would perform human sacrifice for it again 🙏🙏 (thanks for the comment!)